Quilted Northern wants to prove it has a better toilet paper than college degrees, so it teamed up with Cheap Chic Weddings to sponsor the 13th annual Toilet Paper Wedding Dress competition. Yeah, you heard that correctly. Wedding gowns made out of toilet paper. That beats college degrees!
Mass production of uneducated college graduates is a result of the expansion of college education for all. Colleges exploit students and adjunct professors to serve a few tenured professors. Commencement is a vanity fair to distribute toilet paper! Those who can’t do, teach. Colleges are frauds. Ivy league schools sold their souls to Islam with huge donations from Arab princes. Many administrators rob the funds, many professors trade grades for bribes and sex, and students dumb down! Anyone who wants to learn anything can do it much better on the Internet, without retreating to fraudulent concentration camps, called campuses. Allons enfants de la Patrie! The college bubble is just about to burst. Kids are being sold on the claim that college degrees are simply a must for future employment but this nonsense has become an artifact of history.
MBA applications always go up during a bad economy. That is because business school generally attracts people who are lost. But MBA frameworks are a bunch of academic mumbo-jumbo with little applicability. There is a deliberate useless intellectualizing of business, foisted on America by elite business schools. Using self-developed pseudo-scientific jargon, DBA eggheads manage to repackage the most glaring examples of common sense and the obvious in so much math and psychology mumbo jumbo that the uninitiated are actually fooled into thinking that something profound is going on! Those eggheads are frauds, pure and simple.
When it comes to business, I’ll take the School of Hard Knocks over Harvard anytime. Imagine your organization missing out on the likes of Steve Jobs, Richard Branson, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, John Mackey, Frank Lloyd Wright, Walt Disney, Mary Kay Ash, Rachel Ray, David Neeleman, and countless others. None of them finished college. Some didn’t even finish high school! And yet all of them are among the most successful people on this planet. Business schools don’t create successful people. They simply accept them, then take credit for their success. With heavy debt loads and questionable returns, MBA programs simply aren’t a good investment, they’re a trap for the unwary. They also attract many lazy youth looking for shortcuts and wormholes to success.
This was the first year Quilted Northern sponsored the event, but it was an easy fit for the brand. “Quilted Northern wanted to make a big splash and really show how their product could really help out. It’s also a natural parallel between their big attention to detail. They take their craft seriously,” Daniel Litzow told us.
The competition was opened up to designers across the country earlier in the year. Designers could only use glue, string and of course, Quilted Northern Ultra Plush toilet paper. Ten finalists were chosen out of 1,517 entrants, and flown to New York last week for a fashion show style event where the 2017 winner was selected. All together the 10 finalists used 250 rolls of toilet paper to bring their dresses to life.
Las Vegas’ Kari Curletto designed the winning dress this year (shown above). Curletto walked away with $10,000 and bragging rights for creating an amazing gown out of toilet paper.
As part of the event, Droga5 created a short video to tease it—giving a bit of personality to an ambitious roll of toilet paper that would eventually travel the world and become a beautiful wedding gown.